Raju Srivastava starts indefinite hunger strike against Google.

New Delhi, Raju Srivastava, the famous stand up comedian, along with few other well known faces in laughter challenge, has started hunger strike against Google's translation service. Raju said that their livelihood is under threat since long time and now they are being kicked in stomach by MNC giant as well.

"First of all due to some new songs on Shiela and Munni followed by Yana Gupta's stunts, demand of comedy for entertainment has gone down. Kya batayen, most politicians and actors are making a joke of themselves and people no longer turn to us for a joke. After super flop performance in Bihar elections for instance, Rahul Gandhi evokes laughter without any jokes. Things have come to point where a mom no longer threatens a crying child with Gabbar, she just shows a picture of Rahul Gandhi and the child starts laughing hysterically. Unfortunately, such events are happening that random people can make good jokes on them. These days any tom, dick, and Subhash is making 5-8 jokes on onion per week. We were barely making our ends meet when we were hit by far bigger problem of Google's hindi transation service. You just need to type a sensible sentence in hindi and it instantly produces a joke in English" said Raju with poignant face.

His friends expressed similar opinions and said government must ban Google translate in India to save livelihood of sons of the soil.

A comedian friend advocating Raju's points.

Google Translate from Hindi to English in action.

Eyewitness account of Paras Shah incident.

I only speak key and nothing but key (sancho).

Paras was tired after attending many functions in the day and was already drunk when he met Rubel and other foriegners. Paras was drunk enough to reach 'Kaminey' stage where confusion between 'Sha' and 'Pha' starts to happen. He shared his drink with Rubel and others as a courtesy.

Rubel was feeling dizzy already so he threw most of his drink on floor seceretly. Paras noticed that Rubel finished his drink very fast and he asked "tero drink khoi". Rubel consulted his nepalese speaking friends and replied "Phale...". Paras heard it as "saale" he became angry and thundered "himmat chha bhane ek choti pheri bol". After consultation Rubel said "kati choti bhanu, Phale Phale Phale". Paras was seething with extreme anger now.

Rubel wanted to go to toilet and thought it would diffuse the situation and also make him feel less dizzy. Paras and his friends were standing near the way to toilet so Rubel said in bengali-hindi "Bhadrajan sorenge... hum padenge" (could you please shift a bit I want to put my feet forward). Paras was completely out of control now and he fired a shot in air to calm himself. 

Shocked by sudden turn of events Rubel lost control of his urinal and intestinal muscles and wetted his pants on both sides. This is also reason why there is continued confusion on how many shots were fired. In effort to protect himeslf and Deputy PM from becomming butt of jokes, Rubel quickly started behaving as if Paras was trying to kill him and the shot was targeted towards him.

Additional reporting:

In major development which strengthens above testimony investigator of high profile cases Taranath Ranabhat has found "Pahelo Padarth" on Rubel's pants. He dodged queries on nature of the material. When asked from where and how the material came on the pants he jokingly said "ratatatatataatata bhatatatatatata gardai aayo".